if i had a dollar for every time u annoyed me
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Hey my name's Mary and tumblr will me the end of me. This is my personal blog, and I'm not a very interesting person.
if i had a dollar for every time u annoyed me
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the secret to having lots of friends is to nonstop talk about caesar salad wherever you go
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imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
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When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”
You can’t deny that is fucking scary.
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Dawawhawww yus c:
